Mitch McConnell is a hungry vampire
McConnell was dead. Now he’s undead. He was gone for over three months with no valid explanation as to where he was. Anyone that got near his house was ushered quickly away. And then just Yesterday he emerged in a wheelchair, looking like death with his pasty skin, the befuddled, looking face, messy hair, thick sold shoes, and someone pushing him in a wheelchair. My general feeling is he’s a vampire. However, the argument that cuts against him being a vampire is that he looks like shit. And vampires usually don’t look like shit. But I suppose if Mitch McConnell is a vampire. Shit below is an artistic rendering of Mitch McConnell before and after feeding on one of his hapless mindless
