M'fer at law, a prospective

 I don't know about you, but sometimes I'm this dude...

I even felt his rage as I tried to find his image in my Gallery on my freaking Microsoft One, which is likely funneling all my photos to some Russian hacker. Or maybe I don't matter enough to hack. Who knows? But even Grumpy Dwarf nice. He's just bothered about something, right.

So, while I may embrace my inner Grumpy, I'm usually more like this dude...

I know you can relate to him. I wake up before the "butt crack of dawn" and go all day. And I fall in bed at night but want to read. So, do I have some "me time" and strain my eyes reading horror stories on my iPad, or do I go to sleep? Going to sleep would be smart, but I'm a smart person who sometimes does dumb things. So, I stay up, am Grumpy in the a.m. (maybe even after), and I turn into Sleep in the p.m. (or sooner). I guess I'm both.