M'fers at law, a retrospective

Regardless of whether you are a lawyer, you have known a lawyer  And that lawyer may or may not be a nice person. It's entirely possible that lawyer is an asshole. Maybe not. I know lots of lawyers, who are nice. I am a lawyer and like to think of myself as nice. My family members who are lawyers are nice too. What I cannot abide, however, and what I must call out is a motherfucker. Thus, my coining of the term (I think) "motherfucker at law." Has a nice ring to it doesn't it? Because I have known (and still know) lawyers who are real motherfuckers. While I do not name names, I do keep a list. Isn't that a healthy way of getting out your feelings?

This first group "ain't from around here" here as we say in the South. They are from out in California. Honestly, they are the ones who inspired the term "mother fuckers at law," so I have them to thank for that. And for nothing else. 

Will I ever see them again? Probably--hopefully--not, but you never know. It is entirely possible they are ginning up a class action near me as they chase ambulances led by the owner of the firm, who dyes his hair as much as I change underwear. Assisted by a dude who resembles Charles Manson and has a strange aversion to emails that are more than a few sentences as well as a maladjusted, former gameshow contestant (and show loser), who lives with his foot in his mouth. Oh, and he likes to wear dark shirts with ties. A real no-no. 

If you see any of these dipshits, turn the other way.