M'fers at law: why are they on that billboard?

It appears the mother fuckers at law are on a billboard on North Carolina's parking lot (I-40) going through downtown Winston-Salem. They glared with yellow rat teeth in the pale moonlight last night as I ventured past it. I wondered, why are these fuckers here now? Why did they need to come here? Perhaps because they have some ambulances to chase. This firm (which will go nameless) is worse than that group of jackasses off in another state I worked for around two years ago. And that's saying a lot because those were some real pricks. Below is a visual representation of those motherfuckers of yore. 

They do seem to be dropping lawyers out there like a bird drops shit. Maybe they can't keep anyone out there since it is all centered around one dude, who named the firm after himself and who dyed his hair diarrhea brown. It may be white now that...well...he may be finally willing to admit that he's old, which is tough to be in California.

But...when you have two lawyers (ones I worked with) who look like Charles Manson and the other who looks like he's not allowed around schools, then you may actually believe you've still got it going on. The other dudes at the firm remind me of something a slug puked out or the slug itself. I won't insult Jabba the Hutt by comparing those dudes to him. 

Anyway, I'm glad to be rid of these fucks, but the sleazy billboard reminded me of them...enough to shit on them again. Because they deserve it.