You should never trust a male lawyer who dyes his hair--he's a sleazy cad (more than likely)

It's so obvious when it happens. And it's sleazy. Is this harsh? Perhaps. But it's necessary. Why would a lawyer dye his hair? Here is why. It's simple.  He's cheating; he can't stand he's getting older; or both. Usually I think it's both, and there are lawyers who've done it for years (dudes who've died their hair. Dye jobs that are so bad that they are seared into your brain and haunt you when your eyes close). You know who they are. They usually slide into the courtroom on a layer of slime. And...yet...they are laughing stocks behind their backs. They have to know, right? Sadly, they don't, or they wouldn't have done it in the first place. 

But they don't know. Maybe they deserve the snickers and the whispers. You open yourself up to it when you do such things. Just. Deal. With. Aging. Gray hair isn't a bad thing. It's better than hair that is shit-stain tan or butt-hair brown or you-need-to-drink-more-water yellow pee. That stuff is just serious. 

Plus...don't you doubt a man's judgement when some man dies his hair? I sure as hell do.

Let me give you an example. Here's a rendering of a sleazy lawyer I dealt with in CA. I've provided all applicable hair colors for him. Believe me: my drawings look better than he does. I was kind to him.