Insurance defense lawyer “Billy Ray Shill”

He can be bought—in fact, he has. 

To think, he sometimes gets called a spaz. 

He knows he's a fool.

Which makes him even more of a tool. 

It's not just his looks which are quite gross.

No respectable person would get close. 

But his looks do set the stage.

And begin to give you a window into his unchecked rage. 

You can almost feel it (certainly smell it) like it's creeping in at night. 

A vile presence that will cover up all the light. 

From the onion scented air that blows from his pie hole.

It becomes clear to you why he's in this role. 

His bald head has a certain sheen. 

Which is why he’s always quite mean. 

Of course that's not all.

If written down, the reasons could fill an abandoned shopping mall. 

To fight through his own inner turmoil,  he devotes his life. 

To attacking people in the midst of great personal strife. 

It makes him the perfect corporate shill.

And he's done it thousands of times, so he knows the drill.

It always starts the same old way. 

It's rote, really, day after day. 

Deep down he truly believes there are profits he can reap.

For selling himself to insurance companies so cheap. 

He honestly believes their lies.

And wonders why others can't see it through his eyes. 

"If you are hurt, no one else did it to you."

He repeats this lie so much it's become his milieu. 

Everyone else is always to blame.

Or so he thinks as he plays his twisted game. 

He hates those injured in car wrecks. 

He thinks they all want nice fat checks.

In reality, they just want to go back to being the same.

Before they entered this sick, little man's game. 

"You are greedy bums!"

"You all hold out your hands asking for some!"

When all they want is to be alright. 

He just sneers at them with all his might. 

“I’ve done this for 25 years…

and I’m this mean even before 3 beers.”

His soul is certainly lost.

And it came at a cheap cost. 

Insurance bought him once upon a time.

For the hourly rate of $109.

He underbid because he knew the drill. 

Which makes sense because he is named “Shill.”

He’d sell out his mom—but anyone will do.

And then he’ll turn around and blame it on you!