Be wary of lawyers named Clayeo who dye their hair

This may sound petty, but it's not. Not really at least. As a rule, I take a dim view of men who dye their hair to get rid of the gray. It creates a negative presumption in my mind. I assume they are generally sleazy, but, more specifically, I presume they are "catting around" or taking money or both. Usually it's both. Now, this is just my opinion. It hasn't been backed by evidence or put through any kind of rigorous evaluative process. Opinions are usually like that. But a guy I once knew named Clayeo is the worst example of this, in my opinion.